Celebrity marriage is leading to the destruction of America. When two celebrities get married, they have to flaunt it in our faces, even though they claim they just want to live their lives in private like anyone else. Well, they're not like anyone else. Celebrity marraige inevitably leads to sex tapes, which leads to pornography, masturbation and all kinds of other obscenities. When two celebrities can get married for 48 hours with no consequences, it's an abomination of God's law. Celebrities often get married three or more times. This is obviously leading us down a slippery slope into a world of bigamy and then into a world where people can marry their pets. Celebrity weddings are all over the news, giving our precious children the impression that marriage is about over-the-top weddings. I'm afraid the only solution we have is to create a Consitutional amendment to ban celebrity marriage. Do it for the children.

Note to the satire-impaired: I'm not serious. But I do think Tom Cruise's heavily publicized lavish third wedding is more harmful to hetero marriages than some average gay Joes or Josephines getting married. I am also getting frustrated at the idea that people have to go into extreme debt in order to have a wedding. It shouldn't be about the wedding, it should be about the marriage. My grandparents have been happily married for 62 years without ever having an extravagent ceremony. My parents' wedding took place during a blizzard, with handmade decorations and my parents' siblings providing the music. They are about to celebrate 35 happy years together. I myself am kind of ambivalent about marriage. I really don't think it's for everyone. . . you know, like celebrities.