Um, no, actually I don't belong here
So, I am in the lobby of my work building today, which is partly residential and partly commercial. I follow someone else in and at first she refuses to let me come after her. I give her an "I can't believe you" look and then she asks pointedly, "Do you belong here?" I say yes, and then make a big show out of taking my keys out and opening my boss's mailbox. The lady looks embarrassed and starts mumbling about security and then says all snottily, "Well, I'm sure you appreciate my concern for the building's security." Actually, Ms. Bitchy, I don't. Because even if I were breaking into the building, I would have said I belonged there. Duh. And I'm pretty sure she wouldn't have said anything if I looked rich, which, obviously I do not. This is not the first time this has happened to me here, so let me spell it out for you richies: If you are so concerned with disheleved 20-somethings intruding on your property, get a freaking doorman. You're rich enough. God.
April 27th, 2007 at 1:15 am
Sounds pretty lame to me. If it looked like this woman was a married prostitute(never worked a day in her life and got married to a sugardaddy) which that I found out the majority of the time these bitchy women are and have nothing to do better in there meaningless lives then make other people suffer. I would have came back with "Sorry, I have a job." By the time she comprehends it your long gone and you get the last laugh.
April 29th, 2007 at 9:41 pm
Just wait until you run the world. Then she'll know better.:)