I like warm weather as much as the next person, but these freakishly-warm-yet-wet conditions have contributed to something terrible (you know, besides the polar icecaps melting and all): crazy mutant mosquitoes hanging around in my house. Last night, Albert killed the biggest mosquito either of us has ever seen. But unfortunately, he didn't kill it before it bit me 10 times! Seven of these bites span a really small area from my left forearm to my left index finger (finger bites are the worst!!!) Four of them are on my FACE. WTF, mosquito! Thankfully, this mosquito was considerate enough to bite me three times on the underside of my chin so it doesn't look like I have advanced acne, but I've just found out that under-chin bites are as uncomfortable as finger bites. The worst news of all: I think I just saw another mosquito, but she got away!!! GRRRRR.