Hey, you guys! My baby brother has a blog!

Five things you didn't know about my brother (assuming you know anything about him, which is not likely):

1. As a little kid, he knew everything you could possibly know about dinosaurs. I mean everything. He was pointing out errors in books about dinosaurs when he was like three.
2. He can do the best impression of Rousseau from Lost's facial expressions. Sometimes I think of it randomly and start cracking up.
3. When he was growing up, he kept a million notebooks full of strange code names and numbers. He left these notebooks all over the house. I have no idea what they were.
4. One of my favorite memories with him is watching 7th Heaven, which we both thought was really dumb but got sucked into anyway. Together we rewrote the entire 7th Heaven theme song, and he contributed my favorite verse: What can we dooooooooo/To help Simon with his hair?/There's nothing to doooooooooo/Let's feed him to a bear
5. He is an excellent baker and can make delicious brownies from scratch and herb breads, yet, he is inexplicably addicted to Easy Mac-n-cheese.

Check it out, y'all.